"Wow! I'll never look at a coffeepot the same way again!"--Diamond Davis, CT
TOP TEN REASONS TO ORDER THE COFFEEPOT COOKBOOK...
like right now!
Perfectly priced and sized for budget and backpack!
Weighing in at 4.6oz, 6" x 9" and at only $14.23*US, The Coffeepot Cookbook
is the perfect gift for money-and-space-conscious backpackers
and other travelers who want a fun, yet functional
tool for the adventure (Not just recipes, but commentary, back-stories, travel and money-saving tips, 1 dating suggestion,
and more...for an entertaining read in the bus depot or airport!)
Ideal for the chronically or situationally cheap.
You don't have to be a backpacker, a nomad or a frequent traveler to enjoy saving money on pots, appliances (no more cancer-causing microwaves), or utensils. The Coffeepot Cookbook can be used effectively right in your own home, apartment or section of the trailer park.
The perfect "going away to college (finally!)" gift!
It's about time! You've been wanting to use that freeloader's room as a home office, a guest room or storage closet. But just so you won't feel guilty for not paying for a meal plan for the kid, give junior something useful for his dorm room: The Coffeepot Cookbook! See? You're not really a bad parent after all.
The perfect "time to live on your own (finally!)" gift!
It's about time! You've been wanting to use that freeloader's room as a home office, a guest room or storage closet. "Here. Take this book and get out."
You need proof!
Think about it. No one is ever going to believe you that a book like this actually exists. But, you'll get the next to last laugh when it shows up delivered to their doorstep. THEY'LL get the last laugh when they read it!
The coffeepot makes the man!
Display The Coffeepot Cookbook proudly on your living room coffee table the first time you invite her over, so your date knows what sort of experience she's in for with you as a boyfriend.
The coffeepot makes the woman!
Men invariably set their expectations high when it comes to the women they marry--particularly when it comes to their skill in the kitchen. Can't cook? No problem. Display The Coffeepot Cookbook proudly on your living room coffee table the first time you invite him over, and let's nip that bad boy in the bud from the get go!
The revolution will not be microwaved!
Come on. Admit. You've either done it or thought about doing it last time you were in a hotel and getting fed up with a steady diet of ramen noodles. You knew there HAD to be more uses for this thing "the man" didn't want you to know about. Power to the people!! (No justice! No peas!)
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And the number one reason to order The Coffeepot Cookbook right now.....drum roll, please...
Get it before it's banned!
Let's face it, you're not going to find this trend-setting book next to your Gideon Bible in the bed and breakfasts, motels and hotels around the world. In fact, once the International Hotel Owners Association gets wind of these coffeepot recipes, chances are they'll move to get it summarily banned in all continents and all languages. Get it now before the book burnings begin!
Whether you're a nomad traveler who spends a lot of time in hotels, OR a budding entrepreneur with limited resources, OR a divorced mid-lifer living in the basement of a generous friend who won't agree to feed you as part of his generosity while you "find yourself," OR just a run-of-the-mill cheapskate looking for ways to make meals using appliances in your hotel room or save on the cost of utility bills and kitchen appliances at home, this book is for you!
It may look like just an ordinary coffeepot... but in the hands of the master coffeepot chef you will become, it can create.....this!
Most any style coffeepot will do...no rewiring, no unscrewing,
no dismantling, no disabling anything,
..just a little "why didn't I think of
that" ingenuity....and voila!
Yes, that's brown rice! (with no messy, sticky cleanup!)
These are all real recipes! Every one of them was actually prepared, eaten and photographed (not necessarily in that
order) with an actual coffeepot (I mean, they weren't photographed with a coffeepot, they were photographed with
a camera, but cooked with a coffee pot, oh heck,
you know what I mean, darnit!!), just for this book!
A note from Walt
*NOTE: I really wanted to make this cookbook full color AND charge only $12.00, but to do so, would mean
I would lose money on every sale. (That would be like ME paying YOU to read my book. And how silly is that!!?)
Then I thought about making the cookbook black and white, but whoever heard of a black and white cookbook???? So,
you get a full color cookbook for the painstakingly-researched, consumer-friendly, yet still marginally profitable price of $14.23--Walt
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If, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied, you may return The Coffeepot Cookbook for a full unconditional
refund of your $14.23, less the following small fees:
• $2.00 service fee,
• $3.03 postage,
• $4.21 re-stocking fee
• $3.015 pain and suffering
• $7.00 damages and legal fees
TOTAL FEES 19.255
Therefore, since you paid $18.00 ($14.23 + 3.77 shipping)
and the total return fees will be $19.255, you will owe us an additional $1.255.
For your convenience, your card will be automatically charged the additional $1.255 upon our receipt of your returned book. Thank you for your understanding. (That's a joke, people!)
Let's be honest, shall we?
Look, I know you're cheap. But, eventually, you will stop wanting to go through life getting everything for free, you'll break down, put a crowbar to your wallet or purse, and do something daring for once in your life and just buy a damned book! Furthermore, you'll decide that owning the information as an ebook is more convenient since you can read it while on your job while you appear to be working, at night while you wait for um, videos to download, and you'll realize that you can copy it onto a flash drive, or second computer, (and that you could even split the cost and share it with a friend cause there's really nothing we can do to stop you from making a "group purchase.")
Once you start entering your payment information, you'll enjoy seeing technology at work and witness the cool process of making payment by credit card, seeing your card get "approved," getting a confirmation email within 10 seconds with a link that allows you to download an actual book right onto your computer. You'll satisfy your chronic recurring cheapness by reminding yourself that you can ask for a refund any time within 30 days.
But once you download or receive the book in the mail, you'll get some enjoyment and even a few laughs out of it. You'll learn things you didn't know before. You'll own something for eternity that you can refer back to again and again. And, who knows, you might even be encouraged to do something similar yourself. After all, you'll hear yourself thinking, "if THIS guy can do this, so can I! Where did I leave my credit card??!!!
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a genuinely great idea for the frugal and health conscious traveler and delivers it with his trademark humor. Plus he's added a few new terms to the culinary lexicon along the way...silk-steamed spaghetti anyone?"–Aimee Groom, Editor, ChinaTravel.net
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